A few fun computer jokes

 I was updating some blogs today and thought I would put some funny jokes and sayings here.

Here are some cute jokes that I got from the http://computer.cleanwebjokes.com/ site today. They are from their Bumper Sticker page.

I have just picked three of them. You can read more at their Bumper Sticker page.


"1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding

5. Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!
 
26. Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
 
 29. Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic"

I love these! Add your favorite in the comments section right after this posting.

-Betsy

Make sure to heck out the BGAMUG site here:
http://www.bgamug.com

BGAMUG Meeting is tomorrow, April 27th, at 6:30

Don't forget the BGAMUG meeting is tomorrow. We meet at the Bowling Green Technical College Building F at 6:30 p.m.

This meeting we will have a Wheel of Fortune game! It should be very fun. The hosts will wear costumes and Jerry is helping make props.

Did you get your latest newsletter? You can download it at the website here:
http://www.bgamug.com/news_forms.html

Also, you can now download many of the older newsletters on the News Archive Page here:
http://www.bgamug.com/newsarchive.html

Remember (members) to bring books or software you are willing to lend out.

See you there!

-Betsyanne (webmaster)

Have a book, disk, or computer something to share?

We are starting to bring things from home to share with other BGAMUG club members. If you have something you are willing to share with another member, bring it to the meeting next time.

You can also bring a card to go with it so the person borrowing it can jot down their name and info.

This is a good way to still have a library in the club, and not burden somebody with lugging it in and out every meeting.

Questions? Just ask about this at the meeting. Our next meeting is on April 27th, which is the fourth Tuesday of next month. Come one, come all! Guests are very welcome.

The BGAMUG next meeting will feature Wheel of Fortune and a presentation on Facebook.

A reminder: tomorrow at 6:30 is the next meeting for BGAMUG (The Bowling Green Microcomputer User's Group).

We will have a short presentation on Facebook.
 I thought the Wheel of Fortune Game was today too, but it won't be until April 27th, our next meeting.

So come one come all. Visitors are most welcome and we won't charge anything either.

Announcing our next BGAMUG meeting: March 23 2010

Our next BGAMUG meeting is on Tuesday, March 23, 2010.

Who: All members and guests, plus visitors!
What: A fun meeting complete with door prizes, news, and information about computing.
When: 6:30 - 8:30 p.m.
Where: The Bowling Green Technical College, Building F, Bowling Green, Kentucky.
How: Get there by car, carpool, bicycle, horse-drawn carriage, Star Trek-like transporter beam, foot, motorcycle, skateboard, mobi, or whatever floats your boat. (But hopefully a boat won't be needed..)

Just go to our website, BGAMUG.com, to find out more about our group, the Bowling Green Area Microcomputer User's Group.

We plan to have a presentation about Facebook, presented by Betsy (that's me) and Kathy Jill. I hope to see everyone there, plus loads of visitors.

Later!
-Betsyanne

Find out more:

The BGAMUG website
The BGAMUG Facebook page (for fans and members)

Yay! The photos have arrived!

I have just gotten photos as attachments online from BGAMUG club members of the Cruise! These photos will be so fun to see.

I have a couple downloaded and I will put a photo of the ship here. The rest will be uploaded to the Members Only site and the BGAMUG site ASAP next week. And maybe here too!

I can't wait to hear more about the cruise at the meeting and at the Board Meeting too.

What a neat cruise ship! It is beautiful.

Betsy S.

The APCUG site and some neat things it offers for our group!

I found the APCUG site today and definitely think it could be useful for BGAMUG. I bet some of the members are already using it for ideas and articles.

Here is the site and a short description of what I found today. I am sure there are other neat resources here, too:

APCUG - http://www.apcug.net/ We belong to this group. It is the Association of Personal Computer Groups. They are mostly talking about the Phoenix Regional meeting they had in February. They feature their latest  Jerry Awards here. Plus they have help for their Member User Groups here, like articles, computer tips, articles about communications, and a link to a site called Dave's Bytes, which is not being updated right now. Maybe he is too busy with his radio show, which scrolls around the top of the page.

(from the site) Here are the articles they offer about Communication:

A Journey Into the World of Logo Designing

Guenter Schott

Newsletter Submission Guidelines

Guenter Schott

Design and Layout of a Newsletter

Linda Gonse

Design and Layout of a Newsletter

Guenter Schott

Editor's Job Description

Fallbrook PC User's Group

How to Fill Your Newsletter

John Weersing

The Ethical Art of Editing

Alan Zeichick

The Fine Art of Editing

Esther Schindler

How to Write a Press Release

Ken Fermoyle

Anatomy of a Press Release

Ken Fermoyle

What Graphic File Extension to Use

Clarke Bird

Are Legal and Ethical Questions Being Ignored?

Ken Fermoyle

8 Things to Know About Building a Website

Linda Gonse

PR Tips

Ken Fermoyle

Inside Secrets of Free Publicity

Ken Fermoyle"

They also have ideas for fundraising and How to Grow Your Membership, among other things.

It is definitely a great resource. Please leave a comment on things you find here, or other things to post here on the BGAMUG Club Blog.

Also, if you want to write an occasional article here, please email me or leave a comment. The more editors and writers, the better!